Great party, so naturally they drank to forget it. Shots after midnight brought on a preview of Alzheimers. Counterintuitive, he thought. Nothing on Earth made less sense than human behavior. Want one thing, then run the fuck away from it. Already Sunday afternoon. He was on the train. Dehydrated. He imagined he looked like mummy. […]
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I woke up this morning with a brain filled with nothingness, and consequently, blank pages. Then I started working out and put on some guy music. (My idea of guy music consists of bands guys have introduced to me, including, but not limited to Red Hot Chili Peppers, Incubus, Guns N’ Roses, and Tech N9ne.) […]
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The best way to describe my personality is to compare it to an undercurrent. I am, in my own way, a quiet force of nature. People underestimate the power of undercurrents all the time. On the surface, the water looks calm and harmless, making it easy to overestimate one’s ability to take it on. It’s only […]
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a three year old dribbles words out her small pink mouth as she scoops up sand and watches it fall between her fingers. her mother smiles at her before returning to her novel. a white spotted butterfly flutters past the girl and her mouth hangs open: she thinks it is the fairy in the stories […]
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(Alternate Title: Finally Sucking Buzzfeed’s Dick So I Can Get Some Clicks Up In Here) 1.) The theoretical book in your head is better than the letdown the actual book will be. And the book in your head will be read by more people. 2.) Seriously, not even Mom will read it. My mom said I […]
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