I woke up this morning with a brain filled with nothingness, and consequently, blank pages. Then I started working out and put on some guy music. (My idea of guy music consists of bands guys have introduced to me, including, but not limited to Red Hot Chili Peppers, Incubus, Guns N’ Roses, and Tech N9ne.) And it hit me. If I could go back in time and answer the little kid question, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” I would say, “When I grow up, I want to be a man.”
Now, I’m not talking about changing physically. I know “man” is actually an impossible answer. “Man” is not a career. What I’m saying is, aside from what a person does for a living, being a man is really cool. I’m not trying to rag on my own gender, but think about it. Men are smarter, funnier, faster, and a whole bunch of other things I’m probably one of the few women who think so. I like being a woman, but there is something about being physically stronger, chiller, and let’s not forget simpler, that is so attractive. So much so being a man is a way of life in my opinion. It’s bigger than any job, career path, amount of money you can make, position of power you can be in, or how many deer you shot in one day.
It’s not so much about what I would do when I grow up; it’s about no matter what I’m doing, I wish I could be a man while doing it. Just because.
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Well, men usually suck, but they do make some damn good music. All hail Chili Peppers.
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The fastest way to being a man is to think you’re funnier, smarter, and stronger than everyone around you regardless of if you are.
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Haha, so true!
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yeah i get what you mean. i always feel annoyed when i have to ask my man to open a jam jar or lift furniture.
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You just haven’t hung out with the right women, boo. 😉
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I have a feeling you and Babe would be the right women for me to hang out with. I wish I could just zap you guys over here with my finger.
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Me too boo! Hopefully this summer we can meet if things work out. 😎
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You said “rag on my own gender” I love a good menstruation pun. Thanks to Bruce Jenner, we actually have an opening in the man department if you want to put in for a transfer. Although you make a pretty cool woman too so don’t sell yourself short.
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“being a man is a way of life…”
very interesting thought. x
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Thanks! It took me a while to come up with it.
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worth the time. well done. x
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