Reading bathroom boasting.
Snarky gutters of guile.
Modern colloquial curses.
Etched in Cuneiform style
For a good time call ….
Hairy balls.
‘til sweat drops off.
Windows.
Walls.
Such big minds
In little johns.
Giant fish.
Little ponds.
Bullshit…Cut it.
Whore mouth… shut it.
Beef to squash?
Butternut it.
Crank that shit.
Too legit.
Might slow down.
But never quit.
Be a bitch.
Flip a switch.
Gotta scratch.
Fucking itch.
Lots of fucking gall.
Pen to scrawl.
Quiet stall.
Yet…
Here I type atrocities,
Post my electric files.
Keystrokes of violent verbosity
Behold, my sinister smile.
This is so well done. We’re all vandalizers in the dirty bathroom stall that is the internet.
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Thank you. I spent some time on one finally and I think it turned out well. We are graffiti artists of the mind
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Hahaha the Lil John double-meaning was truly genius. Well done, sir.
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*tips hat*
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Who knew you were such a poet? Swoon. 😂
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Sarcasm? I have to re-read this thing now and see if it sucked.
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Lol! No!!! More because of the content being the opposite of romantic or flowery.
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Ah. Ironic praise. Thank you ma’am. I accept.
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“Such big minds
In little johns.” That’s what I thought…
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Wait was that a double meaning?
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i just read it as the vandalisers (is that even a term?) were petty minded. no double entendre.
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So that is how you spell it. I felt like Elmer Fudd, I typed double entendre like four times and the red squiggly lines said I was wrong so I used “meaning”. I suppose you could read it like men think with their penis but that doesn’t fit the theme very well.
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